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CATHY HULL CALL OUT THE MAN OF STEAL

December 19, 2022

Cathy Hull wonders, "Is it a bird? Is it a plane?" Nope. It’s our favorite former president of all time, “better than Lincoln, better than Washington,” once again defying the laws of logic, good taste and parody. DJT shamelessly promoted the cringeworthy release of his $99 NFT Digital Trading cards, featuring himself in a variety of comic pop culture superhero costumes in the same week a crypto-scammer was arrested, and that whole market crashed. Profits from the “Nifties,” (as SNL coined them) featuring unlicensed watermarked shutterstock and adobe images, sold out in 12 days. All profits went directly to Trump's pocket, not his campaign. America does, indeed, need an iconic superhero to save the day. Hopefully Merrick Garland can make the 45th president go “up, up, and away!” Go directly to Jail, do not pass GO, DO NOT COLLECT $4.5 Million.

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